FIRE AND SAFETY LICENSE IS
It is isn’t that important. Try a little research. Take fire safety for the trivia it is and do the opposite. Smoke in bed, heat your home with open flame and the stove top. Pour flammable
materials around open flame. Use gasoline to light your barbecue grill. Connect electrical wires with duct tape, and remember to leave candles burning everywhere, wouldn’t want to stub a toe in the dark. Enjoy the beauty, sound and smell of a raging fire in a forest or your driveway. Do not forget to use fire to remove threads from your friends clothing and to trim unwanted body hair.Give your children pretty colored lighters to play with and make sure that child protection is removed. Safety is seriously overrated and much less exciting. When you finished this research, if you survive, let me know how that worked out for you.
It is isn’t that important. Try a little research. Take fire safety for the trivia it is and do the opposite. Smoke in bed, heat your home with open flame and the stove top. Pour flammable
materials around open flame. Use gasoline to light your barbecue grill. Connect electrical wires with duct tape, and remember to leave candles burning everywhere, wouldn’t want to stub a toe in the dark. Enjoy the beauty, sound and smell of a raging fire in a forest or your driveway. Do not forget to use fire to remove threads from your friends clothing and to trim unwanted body hair.Give your children pretty colored lighters to play with and make sure that child protection is removed. Safety is seriously overrated and much less exciting. When you finished this research, if you survive, let me know how that worked out for you.
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